"Baseline Morality" Tee (Dual Print Edition)

Know your floor. Wear it proudly.

This heavyweight cotton tee features a minimalist Doomer Wojak over the heart and your new favorite URL printed across the back.

Whether you're spiraling or just posting through it, this shirt says what you're thinking without saying too much.

• 100% cotton
• Unisex
• Front + back direct-to-garment print
• Classic unisex fit
• Sizes up to 3XL
• Ethically printed
• Emotionally questionable

Wash cold. Wear shameless.

⚠️ Slight side effects may include existential clarity.